Hi, kids. I'm at Katharine's restaurant today.
Let's see how good her food is.
Hello everyone.
Hi, Mermaid. You are at my restaurant.
I'm so happy to have you here.
(Vítores)
Now, what would you like for your starter?
I'd like to have some soap, please.
Soap?
Are you sure?
Yes, of course.
OK.
Here is some soap, Mermaid.
What is this?
You asked for soap,
but I think you wanted soup.
Here is your soup.
Now. What do you need to eat your soup?
A knife, a fork, or a spoon?
That's right.
You need a spoon.
Here you go. Enjoy!
-Thank you.
Now. What would you like for your next course, Mermaid?
Please, bring me a big plate of jam?
Jam?
On a plate?
Really?
Yes, I love jam.
OK!
Your jam.
Excuse me?
What is this, Katharine?
This is jam,
but I think you wanted to try our delicious ham.
Oops. Yes, sorry.
That is what I wanted,
a big plate of ham, not jam.
There's your ham, Mermaid.
And here's your napkin.
-Thank you. -Now.
Would you like anything to drink?
Can you please bring me a glass of good bear?
Bear?
Oh, OK.
I think you mean a glass of beer.
-Yes.
But no.
I can bring you a drink that is not alcoholic.
Oops. Sorry.
I'd like to drink an orange juice then, please.
No problem.
Here's your orange juice, Mermaid.
And I can offer you our special today.
It's meat whit sheep's cheese.
Meat and cheese on a ship?
How is that possible?
Not a ship, Mermaid, sheep.
It's a steak with cheese from sheep's milk.
Yes, of course.
Here's your steak, Mermaid.
Thank you. It looks delicious.
And your knife, and your fork.
So, what would you like to have next, Mermaid?
I'd like to have a desert, please.
You want to have a desert?
Yes, of course.
A desert.
This is all the sand we have, I'm afraid.
Sand?
I expected a chocolate cake, or maybe some fruit.
Oh, OK!
You wanted a dessert.
No problem.
Here's your cake and a dessert spoon to eat it with.
Thank you. Lovely.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mermaid?
Yes, Katharine. It was delicious.
Fantastic.
Now, here's your bill.
Oh!
See you next time! Bye!